September 2010
“We are selfish, base crawling animals across the Earth. Because we got brains,...”
– (via wearefreetodoanything)
“If I Can’t Be Like You” - 50...
thebusiness:
yes.
Too high, can’t come...
It's a dealbreaker if: you are Katy Perry.
Listen, I like a pretty lady as much as the next guy. And, more specifically, I like a brunette with bangs more than the next guy, but this is getting WAY out of hand. You look like what would happen if someone dipped Zooey Deschanel and a funfetti cupcake in a vat of toxic waste and topped it off with a few hundred pounds of high grade trucker Meth. You look like you were made not from man,...
A Chronological Look at the 5 Best Things Matt...
#5. A really good Matthew McConaughey impression.
“Today’s scene, I think, would be a good opportunity for me to take my shirt off.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuYD2cwMbpw
#4. Let his likeness be used as a puppet in “Team America, World Police.”
“Matt Damon.”
#3. Shoot Leonardo Dicaprio in ”The Departed.”
“Firemen. ...
I met the most stereotypical hipster in the...
This guy was such a douche, he almost posed a threat. A massive, PBR-drinking, cockblocking threat.
Check out this fucker.
Beard? Check.
Costello glasses? Check.
Beanie? Check.
Plugs in his ears? Yep.
Wearing a flannel? You betcha.
Skinny jeans? Oh sweet fucksauce, yes.
Boat shoes? Are you sensing a pattern?
Drinking a beer? Yes, yes, a thousand times yet.
Casual conversation...
Day 6: Your Favorite Superhero:
Wally West - The Flash.
