September 2010
August 2010
The weirdest thing I've ever done:
When I was thirteen years old, I went to a gynecologist’s office for a sports physical. And I found out they don’t do that there. I walked into the wrong office (and that’s where the story should stop), but apparently, the woman behind the counter was either too stupid or hilarious, because she goes, “here, fill out this form.”
And I did.
I had to skip over a...
The Top 5 Songs I'm Sick of Hearing on the Radio:
#5. “DJ Got Us Fallin’ In Love” - Usher feat. Pitbull #4. “Toot It and Boot It” - YG #3. “Love the Way You Lie” - Eminem feat. Rihanna #2. “Dynamite” - Taio Cruz #1. “Teenage Dream” - Katy Perry
In a nutshell: That’s enough, Katy Perry.
"That Black Boy Took My Swing!" or, Dr. Laura...
- by Margaret
Soon-to-be former talk radio personality Dr. Laura believes that she’s “lost her First Amendment rights” because sponsors aren’t willing to stick with a woman whose advice to a black caller concerned about how to deal with epithets from her husband’s friends was that she “shouldn’t have married outside of her...
The 5 Best Things in the Universe
1. Sleeping 2. Eating 3. Guitar Solos 4. Sex 5. Being right
And I can’t wait to do the #1 again. Well, or #2.
…Or #4.
Don’t usually have a problem with #5, though.
Time Travel: A Complicated Subject
If I had a time machine, I’d go back like 300 years and bring some piece of modern technology that would really amaze all the people living back then. I’d be like, “and this is called an ‘iPod.’ You synch it up to your ‘computer’ and it plays ‘mp3s.’
And they’d be like, “hey, yeah, computer, that’s really interesting. Say,...
This is literally the one thing I won't joke...
And it happened.
http://www.ocregister.com/news/woman-263226-driving-keating.html
They were friends. Keep them in your thoughts.
