January 2011
92 posts
"Hey, how did you get like this? I want to know."
“Well. It wasn’t one thing, I can tell you that.”
mobyjen:
LISTEN TO THIS YOU WON’T REGRET IT.
December 2010
133 posts
“My daughter made an amazing jump into the pool the other day. I said,...”
– Mary-Louise Parker
Life According to Ricky Gervais:
A sore throat means cancer until the doctor says “don’t be stupid.”
No one can say I’ve failed except me, artistically, because no one knows my ambitions. They don’t know what I was trying to do.
Whenever I hear someone on TV or a comedian called a “genius,” I think, Medicine lost another one. You musn’t put even someone as great as Larry...
The online Helen Keller Simulator site. →
C'mon, eclipse.
This is the one that’s gonna give us all super powers, riiiiiiiiight?
WatchWhy the Harry Potter Universe is Secretly Terrifying.
Sending in my grad school application.
“Grief is Newark. It’s there, you can’t avoid it. The idea is to hold your nose,...”
– Greg House
Oh, hey, didn't see you there. Guess what I just...
5 Reasons Die Hard is the Best Christmas Movie... →
10 Mind-Blowing Easter Eggs Hidden In Famous... →
It's a motherfucking Christmas movie.
My favorite Christmas movie.
