February 2012
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How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And loved your beauty with love false or true, But one man loved the pilgrim soul in you And loved the sorrows of your changing face.
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For four days straight the screams came from the...
Nobody wanted to help the poor bastard. Instead, they all tried to ignore it, or stayed far away.
Might’ve been because the old man’s been dead for two weeks, now.
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The Baby Doll
In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling “realistic” baby dolls to expectant mothers. Apparently, after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the “rocking motion” advertised to calm it down wouldn’t work, and you couldn’t get it to stop without shaking it Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to...
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The downfall of civilization as represented by...
Led Zeppelin (1975): If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all. Kind woman, nothing more.
Nicki Minaj (2012): You a stupid ho, you a, you a stupid ho. You a stupid ho, you a stupid ho. You a stupid ho (yeah) you a, you a stupid ho. You a stupid ho, you a, you a stupid ho (stupid stupid). You a stupid ho, you a, you a stupd ho (stupid stupid). You a stupid ho, you a, you a stupid ho (stupid stupid, stupid stupid).